Who is erm?

My long aquiantance with erm has led me to complacency regarding the mystery behind the persona of erm. Who he is and what on earth this website is for remains a mystery to many of the poor souls who come wandering through the wwwilderness. Imagine the surprise of the netizen who searched for "reheating chicken", and came upon chapter fifteenish of the book of erm. I doubt they were expecting that! So here to help catch those mistakes and turn them into happy accidents is a short introduction to the life and work of erm.


This is erm!

Admire his everpresent wry smile, his wise and sparkling eyes. Note his long arms and strong legs. Mark well the bold and stylish cut of his muumuu. As a messenger of Good, what better candidate could there be?
erm says: hi!


beware the falling tons erm beginnings...

erm first graced our monitors when he starred in a short series of amusing public safety posters designed to aware people of the dangers of unusual situations they might otherwise be confused about. These involved such articles as vampiric giraffes, large tubs of humus, and of course, the very first erm picture, the classic black and white still of the falling weight.


erm after that?

After these initial successes, erm went on to spearhead political campaigns, slogan chanting, and funky dances across a broad socio-political spectrum. But despite this, erm remains unaffacing, content and perceptive.
Currently erm sits astride a multimedia empire that aims to bring peace and harmony to the world. Observe.