15th January, 2007:
2007 calendar!

24th January, 2006:
Only a month late: In recognition of the Laotian Year of Apocalypse, erm presents a calendar for 2006.

4th June, 2005:
erm is now updating Thursdays and Sundays. Rock.

24th December, 2004:
Happy Christmas everyone. Here for your delight is A Visit from St. Nicholas in ermatological format.

19th November, 2004:
le new layout is in action, with hidden bonus feature.

1st November, 2004:
Ok, no updates, sorry. But it's been a great summer. and autumn. and stat of winter. But I wouldn't miss a chance to flog some overpriced calendars, so here's a preview.

11th September, 2004:
wow, it's been a while. here's some exciting new ermmoments, and there should be some more stuff soon.

17th May, 2004:
picture pairs is great. play it or erm will hate you.

8th May, 2004:
erm, the quasianthropomorphic personification of a pause for thought. Says it all really.

13th April, 2004:
ermshort #7. Anyone who can name the fish gets a cookie.

6th April, 2004:
is, dies, short on the production line. Rock.

25th March, 2004:
erm is back.
rock.
two new tales of erm in the book

7th January, 2004:
erm and the revenge of the giant flesh-eating killer shrimp. A three-part erm adventure, coming to a browser near you, 16th January!

7th January, 2004:
erm meets The Darkness in the dark, and Red Ken on the Red Planet.

17th December, 2003:
And it's online. Woohah!

16th December, 2003:
There is a calendar. Orders through me if you wish to save on P & P. First come first serve.

4th December, 2003:
It's been a while, because I've been working on a super-duper erm Cluedo game. Hurrah.

23rd November, 2003:
Many new pictures. erm meets some princes, gets strung up by his tonenails, and still manages to say something rather insightful.

8th November, 2003:
After days of waiting: a new ermShort arrives with great joy. 2.5 megs though. Sorry.

19th October, 2003:
Oh... I have to do news every time do I? Even with a "latest update" link at the bottom? Pish.

12th October, 2003:
Some history taken care of for those who were not party to its entirety.

11th October, 2003:
Note to Self: erm is 160th site listed on Google for "erm".

20th September, 2003:
Ok I caved. erm meets The Beatles. Yay.

19th September, 2003:
Today everyone, erm has been meeting some of the coolest people ever. No, not The Beatles. Yet. Hmmm...

15th September, 2003:
Also -dammit- I never once called that competition the Ermovision Thong Contest like I meant to.

15th September, 2003:
yes! there is true demand for ermchandise. nobody's willing to pay the shipping mind you, but hey, I care not. I celebrated in style by opening another shop so I can add more T-shirts and stuff, and yeah. Go see.

13th September, 2003:
We have a winner of the erm thong. The lucky winner gave the correctest interpretation of the allegory of the bicycle, and thus wins this delightful piece of undergarmentage. I don't guarantee when it will arrive. Maybe in time for a birthday... Also, I expect pictures, Mr Drogue. Congratulations.

9th September, 2003:
Ok, so ermshort #5 isn't an allegory for anything. But here it is anyway.

7th September, 2003:
I was bored, so I made a Winamp (v2.x) skin for erm. I used SkinAmp, so it's just a makeover not a redesign, but I like it. Just stick it in your Winamp/Skins directory, and select it from the list.

5th September, 2003:
There is a new ermshort up (#4). First person to figure out what it's an allegory for wins an erm thong.

15th August, 2003:
Temporary front page interruption as I go on holiday, and erm guides you through two sets of seven virtues to possess. One per day for, obviously 14 days. You can of course see any you missed here.

1st August, 2003:
New pictures! New text! Be filled with the joy of erm and rejoice!

31st July, 2003:
I've finally got around to installing a news script, so I can in theory update more frequently. </test>

31st July 2003:

I've made this little minibanner thing for all you erm lovers to put on your webpages or whatever. If you click this one, it'll give you the html code you need to make it work.